Monday, October 20, 2008

A short treatise on Sarah Palin's ability to swim.


Benedict XVI, noticably very happy to have his hat returned to him.

Sarah Palin was invited to meet with the Pope while both were vacationing in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watched the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any. The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the canals of Venice. They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat blows off his head and out into the water. The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's hat with his pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating craft. Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry.' She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to the gondola and steps aboard. She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence. The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress, CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, PBS, CNN, the New York Times, MSNBC, Hollywood celebrities, and most of the people in France and Germany is:

'Palin Can't Swim.'
With special credit to Some Have Hats

2 comments:

The Bugle said...

I thought all this happened until the last line! I didn't realize you were a blogger, Bill. Good to see you on here!
Dave
www.buglepostings.blogspot.com

W. Brunner said...

I thought it was good natured, poking fun at how biased the media is, and how shameless they are about it this election season. I do not post on the blog as often as I should, but hope to be more regular about it this year. How are things with you?