As Father Benjamin Sember says:

Father Benjamin Sember was my main source of sanity last year, and hence a good friend. So I have decided to share a quote from a recent conversation. Anyone who has spent anytime in Italy will appreciate this:

Welcome to Italy, where you have to obey all the rules that you have to obey. Which rules are the ones you have to obey? The ones you have to obey. You don't need to obey the ones you don't need to obey.